Neon Orbiter

Mens Classic Trunks

Where it all began. The original and the most popular trunks style with a 16.5cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a stitched front pouch for added room with double lining for support. Drawcord to keep them up and wide elastic at waist and leg opening offer exceptional comfort all round.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.